List: 200 Greatest Movie Quotes

Over the last several weeks, I posted 25 quotes from my list. Now, here’s the whole list, and videos for each quote can be found here wherever available.

 

200. “How would you feel if somebody broke your dinosaur?”…”I never had one. We were too poor.” On the Town (1949) *No video available.*

199. “I killed him! I killed him! I’m the most horrible!” Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) *No video available.*

198. “We need to talk.”…”About my mausoleum?” Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011) *No video available.*

197. “We may not look like much, but between the three of us we have four eyes, four legs, and three working lungs.” The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

196. “I buried Maude Rockefeller today, and you missed all the fun.” Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) *No video available.*

195. “Tell that to my frying pan!” Tangled (2010)

194. “I just think I’m gonna barf.” Fargo (1996)

193. “Joy, that’s long-term memory, you could get lost in there.””Think positive.” “OK, I’m positive, you’ll get lost in there.” Inside Out (2015)

192. “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor.” The Hunger Games (2012)

191. “Perhaps you have already observed that in Casablanca, human life is cheap.” Casablanca (1942)

190. “When you’re slapped, you’ll take it and like it.” The Maltese Falcon (1941)

189. “I loves my gun.” Bowling for Columbine (2002)

188. “It all could have happened differently I suppose, but it didn’t.” Mansfield Park (1999) *No video available.*

187. “As my grandpappy Old Reliable always used to say, don’t recollect if I ever mentioned Old Reliable before.” Lady and the Tramp (1955)

186. “If they hang you, I’ll always remember you.” The Maltese Falcon (1941)

185. “Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.” Rebecca (1940)

184. “Shane, come back!” Shane (1953)

183. “What hump?” Young Frankenstein (1974)

182. “I’d rather stay at home and count wrinkles on my dog’s balls.” Argo (2014)

181. “Wax on. Wax off.” The Karate Kid (1985)

180. “It’s a big pretty white plan with red stripes and curtains in the windows, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.” Airplane (1980)

179. “Pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding, you’re barking up the wrong fish.” Some Like It Hot (1959)

178. “As the prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters and Florinda’s foot into her own hands.” Into the Woods (2014)

177. “I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet.” Despicable Me (2010)

176. “Wunderbar, but maybe too wunderbar for my wife.” Stalag 17 (1953) *No video available*

175. “Argo f*** yourself.” Argo (2012)

174. “I like the way you die boy.” Django Unchained (2012) *Warning: This video includes violence, profanity, and a very disturbing scene of slavery.

173. “Cream?”…”No thank you. I take it black, like my men.” Airplane (1980)

172. “Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?” The Manchurian Candidate (1962) *No video available.*

171. “What do you need this grabber for?”…”Grabbing.” The Straight Story (1999)

170. “There will be no Christmas trees, but there will be delousing with ice water.” Stalag 17 (1953) *No video available.*

169. “I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey. You wore blue.” Casablanca (1942)

168. “Bond. James Bond.” Dr. No (1962)

167. “Under the circumstances, I will sit down.” Casablanca (1942)

166. “Everything will be alright in the end. So if everything is not yet alright, it is not yet the end.” The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012)

165. “He was kinda funny lookin’ in a general kinda way.” Fargo (1996)

164. “Maybe a little Wagner?” Stalag 17 (1953) *No video available*

163. “They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.” O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

162. “We both have so much in common like we both love soup.” Best in Show (2000)

161. “You look clean cut enough, but you could’ve murdered your granny with a hammer.” Across the Universe (2007) *No video available.*

160. “That’s life. Which ever way you turn, fate sticks out a foot to trip you.” Detour (1945) *No video available.*

159. “Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.” Casablanca (1942)

158. “This is the most uncomfortable coffin I’ve ever been in! You’re selection is quite shoddy. You are wasting my time.” Ed Wood (1994)

157. “Look at that! Look how she moves! It’s like Jell-O on springs! Must have some sort of built in motor or something. I tell you, it’s a whole different sex!” Some Like It Hot (1959)

156. “Aren’t you worried?” “Would it help?” Bridge of Spies (2015)

155. “He’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!” Despicable Me (2010)

154. “We’ll always have Paris.” Casablanca (1942)

153. “We mustn’t underestimate American blundering? I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.” Casablanca (1942) *No video available.*

152. “Water polo? Isn’t that terribly dangerous?” “I’ll say, I had two ponies drowned under me.” Some Like It Hot (1959)

151. “Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?” Beauty and the Beast (1991)

150. “I was either in love or I had smallpox.” Take the Money and Run (1969)

149. “Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.” The Wizard of Oz (1939)

148. “He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!” Young Frankenstein (1974)

147. “Sometimes it’s the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.” The Imitation Game (2014)

146. “I like to dress in women’s clothing…I’m all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course I was wearing women’s undergarments under my uniform.” Ed Wood (1994)

145. “By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” Airplane (1980)

144. “I’m not your nightmare.” Ernest and Celestine (2013) *No video available.*

143. “I see a rhinoceros.” Midnight in Paris (2011)

142. “Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17, not alive anyways.” Stalag 17 (1953) *No video available.*

141. “You must be dead, because I don’t know how to feel.” E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) *No video available.*

140. “The words are still good, but you aren’t. I don’t think you ever were.” All the King’s Men (1949) *No video available.*

139. “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.” The Wizard of Oz (1939)

138. “Wait a minute! Wait a minute!” Moonstruck (1987) *No video available.*

137. “I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.” It Happened One Night (1934) *No video is available that includes this line, but the earlier scene that the line refers to is on the playlist.”

136. “Oh look at that, I’ve been impaled” Frozen (2013)

135. “I’m a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.” Elf (2003)

134. “When you kiss me, please don’t talk about plumbing.” Christmas in Connecticut (1945) *No video available*

133. “You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.” To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

132. “I think it would be fun to run a newspaper.” Citizen Kane (1941)

131. “You’re fat, he’s thin, and you’re both f.. ugly.” The Full Monty (1997)

130. “And may the devil himself splatter you with dung.” Beauty and the Beast (1947) *No video available*

129. “I’m shocked! Shocked to find that gambling is going on here!” Casablanca (1942)

128. “Run, Forrest, run!” Forrest Gump (1994)

127. “Only one thing in the world could drag me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming i the window.” A Christmas Story (1983) *No video available*

126. “That was absurd. Let’s eat dead bird.” Home for the Holidays (1995) *No video available*

125. “I was looking up!” An Affair to Remember (1958)

124. “I like to screw, and your mom’s Catholic so you figure it out.” Nebraska (2013)

123. “Goodbye penis!” Ed Wood (1994)

122. “You are the Special!” The LEGO Movie (2014)

121. “I always get the fuzzy end of the lollypop.” Some Like It Hot (1959)

120. “There’s something to be said for a deviant lifestyle.” On Golden Pond (1981)

119. “That is my least vulnerable spot.” Casablanca (1942)

118. “Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older.” Finding Neverland (2004)

117. “Snap out of it!” Moonstruck (1987)

116. “I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.” Airplane (1980)

115. “It’s not a tumor!” Kindergarten Cop (1990)

114. “C.K. Dexter Haven!” The Philadelphia Story (1940)

113. “I am satisfied with my care.” Big Hero 6 (2014)

112. “It made me think of what you told me once: ‘In 5 years the Corleone family will be completely legitimate.’ That was 7 years ago.” The Godfather Part II (1974) *No video available*

111. “Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!” The Jazz Singer (1927)

110. “Yo Adrian!” Rocky (1976)

109. “I’ll have what she’s having.” When Harry Met Sally… (1989)

108. “I don’t want to be a pie. I can’t stand gravy.” Chicken Run (2000)

107. “Chewie, we’re home.” Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

106. “Mo Cuishle means ‘my darling, my blood.'” Million Dollar Baby (2004) *No video available.*

105. “We’re on a mission from God.” The Blues Brothers (1980)

104. “Stupid is as stupid does.” Forrest Gump (1994)

103. “At my age I don’t even buy green bananas.” The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) *No video available.

102. “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.” Airplane (1980)

101. “Nothing is written!” Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

100. “For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Dont’cha know that?” Fargo (1996)

99. “To die for love? What could be more glorious?” Sense and Sensibility (1995) *No video available*

98. “Charging a man with murder here was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.” Apocalypse Now (1979) *Warning: The video containing this quote includes other favorite lines from the film that contain strong profanity.*

97. “If you lose a son, you can always get another but there is only one Maltese Falcon.” The Maltese Falcon (1941) *No video available*

96. “I am big! It’s the pictures that got small!” Sunset Blvd. (1950)

95. “Now I want you to know that no poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard win it for his country.” Patton (1970)

94. “Rake it easy, cluck cluck.” Cinderella (1950)

93. “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” Forrest Gump (1994)

92. “Wanna dance, or would you rather just suck face?” On Golden Pond (1981) *No video available*

91. “You’re right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I’ll have to close this place in 60 years.” Citizen Kane (1941)

90. “Never apologize, it’s a sign of weakness.” She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (1949)

89. “Au revoir, Shoshanna!” Inglourious Basterds (2009)

88. “K-Mart sucks.” Rain Man (1988)

87. “Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed.” The Full Monty (1997)

86. “These go to 11.” This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

85. “I can’t make love to a bush!” Singin’ in the Rain (1952)

84. “Blessed are the cheesemakers.” Life of Brian (1979)

83. “Do you like fried chicken?” Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) *Warning: this scene includes nudity but after the first five seconds, before any nudity is visible, listening is sufficient to get how great this quote is.*

82. “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” Casablanca (1942)

81. “Toto, I’ve got the feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” The Wizard of Oz (1939)

80. “No, I don’t think I will kiss you although you need kissing badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how.” Gone with the Wind (1939)

79. “Mein Fuehrer! I can walk!” Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1962)

78. “Shut up and deal.” The Apartment (1960)

77. “Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true, sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe. Babe (1995)

76. “I triple dog dare you.” A Christmas Story (1983)

75. “Gort. Klaatu, barada nikto.” The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

74. “Everything is hunky dunky.” Christmas in Connecticut (1945) *No video available*

73. ” A bunch of screwballs ruining the town.” David and Lisa (1962) *No video available*

72. “Perhaps I should explain to them the risks of being late to an old man’s birthday party.” On Golden Pond (1981) *No video available.*

71. “Poor Margaretha. I’ve never seen her look so pale. I suspect she won’t live through the night. She has four fatal disease. But it’s going to be a beautiful funeral in a cigar box my papa gave me, all wrapped up in silver paper.” Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) *No video available*

70. “Magic mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest one of all?” Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

69. “I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus!” Spartacus (1960)

68. “We rob banks.” Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

67. “Fiddle-dee-dee.” Gone with the Wind (1939)

66. “I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.” Say Anything… (1989)

65. “The horror! The horror!” Apocalypse Now (1979) *Warning: This scene is full of disturbing images and has some strong profanity.*

64. “Suppress it.” Ninotchka (1939)

63. “Mother of mercy! Is this the end of Rico?” Little Caesar (1931)

62. “Get busy living, or get busy dying.” The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

61. “You’re tearing me apart!” Rebel without a Cause (1955)

60. “Oh no. It wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.” King Kong (1933)

59. “I stick my neck out for nobody.” Casablanca (1942)

58. “Lawyers should never marry lawyers. This is called in-breeding. From this comes idiot children and more lawyers.” Adam’s Rib (1949) *No video available*

57. “Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

56. “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

55. “Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!” The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

54. “Stella! Hey Stella!” A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

53. “I was born when she kissed me; I died when she loved me. I lived for a few weeks while she loved me.” In a Lonely Place (1950)

52. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fav beans and a nice chianti.” The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

51. “In Switzerland they had brotherly love, and they 500 years of democracy and peace. What did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” The Third Man (1949)

50. “She’s my sister! She’s my daughter!” Chinatown (1974)

49. “If I hadn’t been very rich, I might have been a really great man.” Citizen Kane (1941)

48. “I’m a girl, a pearl of a girl.” David and Lisa (1962)

47. “Oh Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.” Now, Voyager (1942)

46. “Once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the Bathtub.” Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)

45. “Hello everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine.” A Star Is Born (1954) *No video available.*

44. “Tonsils.” Trouble in Paradise (1932)

43. “I’m melting! melting!” The Wizard of Oz (1939)

42. “The walls of Jericho are toppling.” It Happened One Night (1934) *No video available*

41. “With pleasure.” The Artist (2011)

40. “Gobble gobble munch munch. Gobble gobble munch munch. We accept her. We accept her. One of us. One of us.” Freaks (1932)

39. “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you?” The Graduate (1967)

38. “That’s the trouble with mothers. First you get to like them, and then they die.” Trouble in Paradise (1932) *No video available*

37. “Play it Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.'” Casablanca (1942)

36. “I’ll be right here.” E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

35. “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my life.” The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

34. “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” Psycho (1960)

33. “Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!” The Wizard of Oz (1939)

32. “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” Casablanca (1942)

31. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is a war room.” Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

30. “Fill your hands…” True Grit (1969)

29. “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.” The Godfather (1972)

28. “The stuff that dreams are made of.” The Maltese Falcon (1941)

27. “After all, tomorrow is another day.” Gone with the Wind (1939)

26. “And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.” Pulp Fiction (1994) *Warning: The video involves graphic violence and strong profanity.*

25. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” Forrest Gump (1994)

24. “What do you think I am, dumb or something? Why I make more money than Calvin Coolidge, put together!” Singin’ in the Rain (1952) *No Youtube video available*

23. “I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody instead of a bum which is what I am.” On the Waterfront (1954)

22. “You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.” To Have and Have Not (1944)

21. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore.” Network (1976)

20. “I do wish we could have chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.” The Silence of the Lambs (1990)

19. “I am your father.” Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

18. “You’ll shoot your eye out.” A Christmas Story (1983)

17. “May the force with you.” Star Wars (1977)

16. “I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart; you broke my heart.” The Godfather Part II (1974)

15. “Here’s looking at you kid.” Casablanca (1942)

14. “There’s no place like home.” The Wizard of Oz (1939)

13. “Fasten your seatbelts; it’s going to be a bumpy night.” All about Eve (1950)

12. “E.T. phone home.” E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial (1982)

11. “They call me Mr. Tibbs!” In the Heat of the Night (1967)

10. “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too.” The Wizard of Oz (1939)

9. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” Apocalypse Now (1971)

8. “You talkin’ to me?” Taxi Driver (1976)

7. “It’s alive! It’s alive! In the name of God, now I know what it feels like to be God!” Frankenstein (1931)

6. “Frankly my dear…” Gone with the Wind (1939)

5. “Well, nobody’s perfect.” Some Like It Hot (1959)

4. “Made it ma! Top o’ the world!” White Heat (1949)

3. I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. The Godfather (1972)

2. “All right Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.” Sunset Blvd. (1950)

1. “Rosebud” Citizen Kane (1941)

 

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